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A POEM FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER

David Selzer By David Selzer7 Comments2 min read2.3K views

I became 12 at the end of ’53.

That year we had bought our first TV

(with a 9 inch screen) to watch the Queen

being crowned. Just in time for the crowning

the British – with some help – had ‘conquered’

Everest. That September I had started

at the grammar school which had been founded

by Henry VIII after he had robbed

the local monastery. The masters

were begowned, the corridors stone-lined, dark.


Placing the sides of our blue and green striped caps

equidistant from our ears – as per

the British obsession with school uniform –

we would take the short walk through the city

to a Georgian building that had been

a charity school. There we had science

and ‘dinners’. Next door was a brewery.

As we lit the Bunsen burners, and ate

the grisly meat and semolina,

we could smell the pungent brewing of hops.

We were forbidden to eat in the street.


At some point I had lost my sense of humour,

had forsaken The Beano and The Dandy –

with their roll-calls of impromptu anarchists,

like Dennis the Menace and Korky the Cat –

for The Eagle, and its square-jawed, upper class,

Scottish space hero, Colonel Dan Dare,

and his fat batman, Digby, who came from Yorkshire.


That summer I had read Enid Blyton’s,

‘The Famous Five Have A Wonderful Time’,

knowing that it would probably be

the last time I read such a book, that

my childhood was ending, and being grown up

was approaching – sometimes like a huge iceberg,

sometimes like an imminent, hoped-for

landfall on a fragrant coast that was just

over the horizon.