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  • TREASON OF THE CLERKS

    I have lived most of my life in the suburbs

    of the ancient city of Chester, with its

    walled centre of Roman, Saxon, and Norman

    ramparts of cut sandstone. Even though

    the city, a Royalist stronghold, was besieged

    during the English Civil War, the walls

    remained more or less intact until

    the road traffic demands of commerce.

     

    I went to a school in the old city,

    a coveted school with two entrance exams.

    It was one of many such establishments

    in market towns across England created

    by Thomas Cromwell from the assets

    of the monastic abbeys his master,

    King Henry, had seized: schools to manufacture

    Protestant clerks to collect the King’s taxes.

    The building, as our head master – himself

    an Anglican cleric – used often to say,

    was ‘in the shadow of the cathedral’ once

    an abbey church. Was that pulpit rhetoric,

    or an unintentional irony?

     

    The city’s four main streets follow the routes

    of the thoroughfares of the Roman Camp,

    each leading to one of the four main gates.

    They meet at The Cross. Nearby, in Northgate Street,

    there used to be a tobacconist who sold

    small Cuban cigarettes in packets of five.

     

    Armed with supplies we doughty band of smokers

    would leave the school premises each break,

    cross Abbey Square (past the Bishop’s House),

    down Abbey Street (past the Dean’s and Archdeacon’s),

    and onto the walls near the Kaleyard Gate –

    a postern, originally for the monks

    to daily access and tend their rows

    of vegetables outside the city walls.

    Come shine or rain, tourist crowd or none

    we would walk quickly to Phoenix Tower,

    which has a phoenix – then the  emblem

    of the Painters’ Guild – carved above the door.

     

    The tower is popularly known as

    King Charles’ – for Charles I is said to have

    stood on the roof and watched his cavalry

    routed by the Roundheads on Rowton Moor.

    More likely he had climbed the narrow, spiral

    staircase in one of the cathedral’s towers

    to get the best view. After the regicide,

    the Dean and Chapter, no doubt, made up

    the story about the Phoenix Tower

     

    I am sure we spoke of little else but

    the Reformation and its aftermath –

    the doomed monarch, the brief Commonwealth,

    the cynical Restoration, those

    centuries of violent bigotry in these

    Celtic Islands, and England becoming

    a global trading power – as we stood there,

    privileged white boys in striped ties and blazers,

    hurriedly inhaling cheap tobacco

    from the Caribbean.

     

     

     

     


    4 responses to “TREASON OF THE CLERKS”


    1. Alex Cox Avatar

      David, you have ‘knocked it out of the park’. Five out of five great poems, all very specific and rich in content and perception.

    2. Harvey Lillywhite Avatar
      Harvey Lillywhite

      Such history. I, who grew up in the Rocky Mountains, think of peaks and glaciers and the valleys they scooped as history. Yes, there were people dotted here and there, but it was the crumpled and gouged and uprising earth that was our kingdom under the sky which we served, watched by sun and moon and stars, the deer and rattlesnakes, and a bobcat moving in and out of invisibility that were our partners, our heroes, our wary companions. To have lived in the richness of Celtic history must have been enchanting. I do remember wondering if I could pull a sword from a stone or be lucky enough to meet a Merlin. What different worlds! When I went to Piccadilly Circus to see Lillywhite’s and connect with the cricket legends I’d heard about growing up, I was amazed. Thanks for this pageant poem.

    3. Elise Oliver Avatar
      Elise Oliver

      The irony embedded in the entire poem, but particularly the last verse, made me smile in recognition and empathy. Moreover, I’ve always thought that Charles I must have been to Specsavers.

    4. Sarah Selzer Avatar
      Sarah Selzer

      I love this. So many layers! It got me thinking what the headmaster or in fact Thomas Cromwell would make of the school today with girls allowed. I like to think the TC of the late Hilary Mantell would approve as the father of daughters.

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