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  • A HOG IN ARMOUR, A PIG IN LIPSTICK…

    The day after Thatcher was turned to ashes,

    I crossed the channel by easyJet, noted

    the busy shipping lanes, then saw England’s coast –

    Dungeness and Romney Marsh, Dover’s cliffs –

    and the North Downs towards Canterbury

    becoming obscured by rain as we banked

    for Gatwick. Once home, I caught up on the news.

     

    She was fêted in Chelsea, reviled

    in Barnsley. Her official biography

    was due to be broadcast as the BBC’s

    Book at Bedtime. And her policies,

    as always, dividing and divisive.

     

    At the High Table, New College, Oxford,

    dining with Dawkins and his acolytes,

    the Iron Lady with lips of Monroe

    and the Emperor Caligula’s eyes –

    an erstwhile chemist who once worked for

    J. Lyons & Co on ice cream preservatives –

    misunderstood the talk of the selfish gene,

    the immortal gene, and thought she had learned

    there is no such thing as society –

    her version of Caligula’s horse –

    from her intellectual, though, of course, not

    her socially aspirational betters.

     

    So undigested science was used

    to justify greed and social mayhem.

    How could a democracy be traduced

    by an obsessed, bitter causer of havoc,

    determined to redeem feudalism?

    Her methods were Hitler’s – challenge the foe

    with extremism and await concessions.

     

    I remember the young sleeping in doorways,

    students sharing textbooks, roads unmended,

    civic dereliction; the overthrowing

    of unelected union barons

    for unaccountable press barons;

    and always the scoundrel’s final refuge

    Little England’s patriotism.

    Her history will be written as

    both tragedy and farce.

     

     

     


    One response to “A HOG IN ARMOUR, A PIG IN LIPSTICK…”


    1. Howard Gardener Avatar

      I remember once reading in a newspaper that somebody or other had declared a particular incident as being as unlikely as Margaret Thatcher saying, “Okay – if you say so”.

      Great stuff, David. The very thought of Thatcher and Dawkins at the same table is enough to induce nightmares. What’s the collective noun for fanatics, I wonder?

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